EnglandxReader Yo Ho? Part 2

                                                                           
 
 You turned your head to see the familiar face of your ex-boyfriend Francis Bonnefoy, he looked exactly the same from last time you seen him, with this long golden hair and bright blue eyes. He was on a little sky blue scooter, probably on his way to a pub to get drunk with that crazy Prussian guy and that one really good looking Spaniard with the nice ass.

    “Francis, hey” You spoke slowly still panting for air, you look up to see the light ahead turning green and the car drive away with the one you loved.

    “Oh mon amour! I haven’t seen you in ages! I see you still look magnificent as always” He remarked as he make googly eyes at you

You gotta be KIDDING ME!!

    “Um yeah Francis ages, I need a favor from you” You slowly turned to face the pervy French man

    “Ohohoh {Name} ma cher you ask for too much of course you can come back with me tonight” He gave you one of his signature winks.

    “Wait? W-What! No, I need your scooter”

“Why?”

    “Because I do! NOW GET OFF” 

    “No, not unless I get something out of it” The French man won’t move an inch from the scooter without a little negotiation first.

    “Ugh” You moaned knowing they only way to do this “Francis, if you give me you scooter right now I will send dirty pictures of me to your phone every day for a week”  Of course you where lying through your teeth, there was no way this man would ever see you body like that again.

    “Hmmm, just a week I don’t know” He slowly said noticing your deeply need for his help

    “FINE  THREE WEEKS NOW GET OFF THE DAMN SCOOTER!!” You didn’t let the French man reply when you physical kicked him off and stealing the ride, sending a sorry behind you as you go full speed as you continued you quest from the truth.

    It took you a while to find Arthur again, but luckily you found the car in the old downtown. The black vehicle soon stopped at an old looking building, as you took a closer look, many cars surrounded the building, there must be a show or something going on in that building.

    I bet it some strip club with cheep whores!

     The thought you Arthur cheating on you disgusted you. You watch Arthur and two other people crawl out of the car. One was tall man with fiery red hair that could be seen within you dissents, you assumed that was Allistor, the oldest of the brothers. As for the other man, he was a little shorter with light brown hair, probably Dylan. The three men made their way into the building yelling and shouting about their problems as they walked in.

    Well at lest he wasn’t lying about being with his brothers. But I gotta get in there!

     You quickly hid the ‘barrowed’ scooter behind some of the cars, and made your way through the main doors. It was fairly packed inside, people drinking around the old oak bar, and sitting at small white tables all around, and an old looking stone stage with thick red curtains on the back and three microphones stood on its. It didn’t have a bad looking inerter, with its nice high ceiling and peaceful decor.

    Maybe it’s a fancy strip club? Maybe this a Burlesque house?

     Deciding that after all the chasing and the fact that you had a feeling that you will find Arthur with another girl, you were going to need something to down it all with, you look over your right shoulder you found a bar filled with people

“Bartender, I will like a beer” You order as you made your way over to the bar and took an empty seat. Your (e/c) wondered around the bar, you took note that almost everyone here is a female.

    “Sure thing signora” A burnet called from behind the bar called back with a thick Italian accent as he grabbed one of the brown bottles. You grabbed the beer and gave the man the money.  As you slowly walked around the room, scanning the area of Arthur, you made your way to one of the small tables with white cover and small lamp neared the back of the room. At first you sat there……

    Waiting……

    Just waiting for the heart ache to pop out of the back with some red head on his side. But you saw no signs of him or any whores for that matter. As your eyes wondered the room, it more like a theater.

    “Allllright! Welcome ladies to-a Ladies Night!” A small man with chestnut colored hair and an Italian accent jumped on stage “Our performances tonight are-a finally here! So without any a due here is the KIRKLAND PRITETS!” the crow started to slowly clap, to welcome the performers onto the stage as the main light quickly faded off and stage lights appeared. You could help yourself but to do a small spit take with your beer.

    Did I hear that right?

    Your (e/c) eyes trailed up to see the thick red fabric move back to showing three figures on stage. On the left you saw a man with light brown hair, with the Kirkland’s signature green eyes, wearing a simple pirate outfit in blue and black, it had to be Dylan.

                On the left you could spot out was the oldest of the Kirkland’s, with his red messy hair and height of a man that you know not to mess with. His costume was with black pants and a white button up shirt, majority of the shirt was unbutton showing off his pale six-pack, with his blue pirate coat resting on his shoulders and on his head rest one of those pointy hats. On the right side of the stage there was Dylan, wearing a grass green pants and no shirt, along with a little green and white striped bandana covering his head.

    And in dead center of the old stage, stood the one, the only, Arthur Kirkland, on one knee with a sword stabbed into the floor. You could tell he was suppose to be the ‘caption’ of this ‘crew’ with his blood red jacket with the same white button up shirt and black pants along with his red hat that had white feather flowing down like a waterfall. But what really got you, was the eye pack he was wearing, covering one of his beautiful green jewels.

    “1...2...3” The oldest said in an almost wispier voice, then the music slowly filled the room

    “Now I’ve been riding across the seven seas looking for a girl from another fantasy I keep a big ship they call me Captain K, I got the eye patch, Tri hat, rolling like a pirate!” Arthur started off the song, you where amazed by the sight in front of you, Arthur never raped or even listen to that type of music, but DAMN! Could that boy can rap!

    “Shiver my timbers, fuck you til you’re limber, Freaky, Deaky, til you get leaky like run DMC it’s tricky, so animated might as well call me Mickey” Came in Allirster with his booming violent voice, your bottom jaw nearly fell off at how naughty this was getting and all the dirty dancing that was going on between these three men, but… you found yourself kinda liking it. Like ALOT!

    “Pedal to the medal, red eyes like a devil raise the white flag, can’t reach me level like,” Arthur came back in

    “ARGH ARGH!” They all yelled

    “Flow sick like STARS XXX til I hit your mark!” Arthur finished his verse rubbing one of his pale hands up and down his body.

    “Ahoy! Ahoy! I put the happy to the joy! Fuck with me and I’ll play you like a game boy, ninja, skin ya. Throw you in the blenda! Chop, Chop, Chop, Imma motherfuckin pirate!” Allister violently sang, dancing with his sword

    “Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go” A new voice came in, it was Dylan sing “It’s my duty to please that booty” As the brunet finished his verse he sent a couple of winks down to the girls sitting next to the “Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go, it’s my duty to please that booty” He reaped “Yo ho ho it’s a pirates life for me, it’s a pirates life for me.”

    “Yo ho! Sorry bitch I wasn’t calling your name, we be burning so hot, you can’t even capture the flame” Arthur took back over in center stage, swinging his hips around “Street rat, hood rat freak with tats and spoiled brats. No, wait, guess again, I’m a motherfucking pirate! I’m over you like I just drunked yeah. Battle ship you just got sunked” right now you where witnessing something that no one has ever seen before, AURTH KIRKLAND IS DIRTTY DANCING, RAPING, AND CURSING! And he calls himself a gentleman!  Your eyes were glued to his body as he swayed side by side, touching his brothers in some ‘brotherly love’ kinda way and popping some buttons off his white shirt to revile a nice belly. “Boy, you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It’s not the motion of the ocean, it’s the size that’s the thing, cause we ain’t getting nowhere with these fucking water wings” Arthur finally finish his long verse and doesn’t even look out of breath!

    “I used to be balling, now I’m just straight dunking. Gold starts for my rhymes, I got am the boys sucking. Jealous bitches start hating cause it’s not them that we fucking. That game you claim you play is the motherfucking game that I’m running!” Allister start to take over the song, using his less rough voice but it still had a lot of the ‘don’t fuck with me’ sound.

    “Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go, it’s my duty to please that booty, Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go, it’s my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go, it’s my duty to please that booty, Yo ho ho it’s a pirates life for me, it’s a pirates life for me!” Dylan repeated his verses, looking like a hot mess with his crazy hair and his sweaty arms wrapped around his brothers shoulders bring them close together.

    “Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and we’re good, God would permit us to be pirates” Arthur sang gently with a smirk on his face, his hand pulling down the hat a little, covering his sexy face. Then if the night couldn’t get any worse, all three brothers stood still center stage and the stage lights dimmed to nothing but a spot light on top of their head and a little boy with blond hair and blue eye with thick eye brows, too thick for his age, rose above the men on a little blue ship with a blue pirate costume.

“Yo ho ho, it’s a pirates life for me, Yo ho ho, it’s a pirates life for me, I’m a pirate, nigaa” the voice could only belong to the cuties for them all, Peter. That when you did a double spit take.

How did he get here? Does Tino know about this!?!

You knew about the motherly love Toni had on Peter and how overly protective the Fin can be.

“FIRE!” They all shouted as they jumped into the air when the light turned off. The audient start to clap and whistled, shouting thing and the main lights slowly turned back on.

What….Did…I…….Just……Watch?!??!